What’s up addicts? Wait a minute! There’s like a week left of school. Where the “jack” did April go? I don’t even remember pranking anybody on April 1.
Finals are here; how will I cope? I know one way…and I believe my addicts do too.
Duh, with the latest dirt on Hollyweird!
Now what is this I hear about President Obama releasing his birth certificate? Like really? Since when did our president have to address rumors?
Kennedy never addressed affairs with Marilyn Monroe nor did Bush about his drug problem in college so can we move on with important business like these retarded high gas prices, thank you kindly.
In exciting sports news, the Lakers series has gotten very interesting.
I believe the Lakers and the Hornets are the only ones actually playing like they’re in the playoffs. Every game has been super intense.
As of now, Lakers are 3-2 and the Hornets will be looking for the next victory if Chris Paul or Trevor Ariza has anything to do with it (secretly cheering for them, #lakerhater).
The L.A. vs. New Orleans series isn’t the only thing tense around here, the Bad Girls Reunion is going to top all reunions!
The reunion will air next Monday at 9 p.m., and all I want to know is who is throwing the first punch.
Char has much to say, as always, but Wilmarie is throwing hands the whole time. I just got the feeling!
Even though BGC is trying to prove to America who’s the “baddest,” J.Lo is offering someone with actual talent a chance with her new talent search show that will be produced by Simon Cowell, of course.
I swear that man has his pockets in anything dealing with the next “star.”
Speaking of stars, the hip-hop duo Odd Future finalized their record deal with Red Distribution/Sony.
I swear these guys came out of no where straight to the Woodie Awards and now they’re signing with a legit record.
Anybody can make it these days; you just have to have faith in your craft.
Someone who is gunning for faith is Cory Gunz. Poor kid, his show premieres tonight at 11 p.m. and while it is a show that could fill up Thursday nights, why is this kid signing with Nick Cannon?
What happened to Young Money or was that him just using Wayne to get his little shine in the hip-hop world?
I’ll be watching to see what happens because I haven’t heard of one rapper that Nick Cannon has ever signed on his label. Still there is hope for the unknown out there, so listen up struggling artist.
Hopefully Chiddy Bang will be next! The group is supposed to have a new mixtape, “Peanut Butter and Swelly,” out and ready to download.
If Odd Future can make it, I have faith in these guys.
Another download you all should check up on is Miss Britney Spears’s new remix of “Til the World Ends,” featuring Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha.
The remix is hot and I hope they perform this live while Spears is out on tour.
While Spears’s remix plays til the end of world, Beyonce is planning to run the world along with a few girls of hers.
The diva’s new single has hit mainstream radio and fans (including moi) have been patiently awaiting the premiere of her video.
But Bey hasn’t let us down all the way. She gave us something to sip on until dinner starts, and it’s hot.
Just for the fans, Bey did a sequel to “Get My Body” and dropped the video earlier this week.
Since then, YouTube has been piling up with re-makes of her new dance moves from the sequel, “Move Your Body.”
Bey fans and non-fans will be moving their bodies to her beat all summer but Lupe wants to tell his fans something.
Lupe Fiasco’s second single from Lasers, “Words I Never Said,” will be premiering today. The video will be hitting on some very deep issues going on in our society and around the world so watch out for those insights.
And if you’re not too caught up in Lupe’s political statements then don’t miss out on Lady Gaga’s premiere of “Judas.”
The video is supposed to air on May 2 during American Idol. American Idol thinks it’s slick. I know it is only trying to pick those ratings back up, and why not use Gaga—that’s that monster mentality. I’m not mad at that.
Ok, we all know reality shows get handed to B and C-list stars on the regular to the point where it’s like finding unemployment work in Hollywood, but I never knew jumpoff-turned-wives could get one.
I’m talking about CoCo Marie (Ice T’s wife, you know, the one with the humongous a**).
Yes, she has a reality show coming soon on E! this summer. Who knows what she’ll be talking about or doing, but you can expect lots of lingerie, animal print and show-all-or-nothing bathing suits. So guys, this is a show specifically made for you all—guess someone is trying to make up for the lockout.
Now, for “blank stare news,” smokers don’t get caught slipping in Oklahoma!
The state just passed a bill making the conversion of marijuana to hashish a life sentence in prison—that’s right prison. Lifelong.
Lawmakers aren’t playing out west; don’t push them.
Well, addicts that is all I have for you guys! I hope you all study hard for your finals.
I know this week can make you say “forget school,” but keep pressing forward.
You have to go hard or go home—and in college that means literally.
Stay grounded and keep your focus…deuces!