Hello guys and dolls! I’ve got my remote ready. Are you ready to surf some channels?
Ladies, R&B singer Brian McKnight wants to show you how your lady parts work. McKnight is doing an adult mixtape. He has previewed a new track called “If you’re ready to learn.”
Here is the chorus: “Let me show you how your (lady parts work) since you didn’t bring it to me first”. I cannot quote anymore due to the craziness of the song.
We all know McKnight for his timeless ballads. This song sounds like a bad YouTube cover of a Gucci Mane song.
My advice to Mr. McKnight: stick to BET plays and love songs. One Last Cry will never be the same.
Football Legend Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are going through a nasty divorce with both refusing to move out of their Dallas mansion. Both have been spotted on the red carpet with other celebrities.
Deion attended the Broadway Revival of “A Streetcar Named Desire” with Tracey Edmonds, ex-wife of Babyface and ex-girlfriend of Eddie Murphy.
Pilar attended the “Think Like a Man” premiere.
Monday night on twitter, Deion tweeted that his wife and her cousin Dee came and jumped him in front of his sons. He also tweeted a photo of him and his sons filling out police reports. Pilar was arrested and her step-daughter Deiondra Sanders posted her mug shot on twitter. Pilar has a busted lip in the mug shot.
Let’s hope these two can work it out. On to the next.
Jennifer Williams of Basketball Wives: Miami wants you to know that she doesn’t fight with her hands; she fights with the judicil system.
Williams’ is suing Nia Crooks, assistant to William’s former BFF, Evelyn Lozada, for assault and battery.
I can’t say I’m mad at Jenn for hitting her purse and not her face.
Nia might want to ask Evelyn for a raise.
Rosie O’Donnell is not supporting Lindsay Lohan’s decision to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime biopic.
Tuesday on the Today Show, in an interview with Matt Lauer and Donny Deutsch, Deutsch alluded to Lohan being the Liz of this generation.
Rosie replied: “You’re out of your mind! You’re a crackhead! The last thing she did good she was sixteen. I don’t think she’s right for the role and I don’t think she’s capable at this point to portray that character.”
I guess we know who will NOT be watching the biopic.
Chelsea Handler believes that Angelina Jolie can’t be trusted. Handler, who is very close with Jennifer Aniston, is clearly “Team Aniston”.
In a recent interview with More Magazine, Handler said this about Jolie:
“She doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with. You just know as a woman, when you see another woman, if that’s a woman you can trust.”
This isn’t the first time Handler has something to say about Jolie. She has called her a homewrecker in the past. This feud doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon.
Nicki Minaj wants all you Kenz and Barbz to know that she deleted her Twitter because a voice in her head told her to. Dear old Nicki, where art thou?
Dick Clark passed on April 18 at the age of 82 after suffering a massive stroke. Clark was known as the world’s oldest teenager.
Speaking of Dick Clark, his mini me, Ryan Seacrest, has just signed a $30 million deal with American Idol to continue to host the show. I wonder if he could use a co-host.
Steve Harvey has something to celebrate. His film “Think Like a Man” has knocked off Hunger Games as the #1 movie in America.
The movie reached $33 million at the box office. Congratulations to Mr. Harvey and his moustache.
Megan Fox is pregnant with her first child by her hubby Brian Austin Green.
Green has son Kassius, 10, with his former girlfriend actress Vanessa Marcil Giovinazzo. Congrats to Fox on her first pregnancy.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were spotted together in a small beach town called Carpinteria, CA. Could this be more than a “That’s 70’s Show” reunion?
Keeping up the Kardashians is going to be on your tube for three more years. The Kardashian family signed a $40 million dollar deal with E! Do you guys still want to keep up with the Kardashians?
On Tuesday, Glee did an episode dedicated to the late and great Whitney Houston. The highlight was an acapella version of “How Will I Know.”
To be honest they should have allowed Amber Riley’s character Mercedes to sing every song. I love Glee, but this episode did not live up to the hype.
This tweet perfectly describes a lot of the “gleeks” opinion: “why doesn’t @MsAmberPRiley have any solos??? I was banking on her opening the floodgates of my soul.”
It has been a fun ride with you my guys and dolls. Now make sure you come out to 1.5 minutes of fame today.