Written by Anthony Pope

Top 5 Things We Learned This Week

1. Oscar host Seth McFarlane told a lot of tasteless jokes at Sunday’s Oscars, but what would you expect from a guy who voices a diabolical baby on a cartoon.

2. Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and tripped up the stairs on her way to give her acceptance speech. She played it cool and people still loved her.

3. Anne Hathaway won an Oscar and people hated her. Why?–because she’s Anne Hathaway.

4. Britney Spears dyed her hair brown (its natural color), and everyone said a quick prayer that she would never go back to blonde.

5. After winning an Oscar, we can all agree that Adele is the greatest person in the world.