Hello guys and dolls! I’ve got my remote ready. Are you ready to surf some channels?
 
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 Kim Kardashian and Kanye are now dating, but according to their exes this is not a new thing.

 Hopefully we can watch this unfold on a new season of “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”

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 According to sources close to RHOA, Sheree Whitfield from the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” has been fired.

 It shouldn’t surprise you because none of the other housewives besides Kim are feeling Sheree.

 Well maybe Sheree can sell some She hair at the Goodwill.

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 Nicki Minaj wants you to know that it “irks” her when you compare her to Lady Gaga.

 According to an ABC News reporter, she said: “I mean GaGa is a fantastic artist. She’s paved her way. She’s opened her own lane, but I feel like I have my own lane. And we never cross…ever.”

 Well, I guess she told you!

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 Paula Patton is a new spokeswoman of Pepsi. These checks keep rolling into the Thicke-Patton household.

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 Ruben “the Velvet Teddy bear” Studdard, as he was called in his American Idol days, has probably the greatest divorce ever.

 After four years of marriage, Studdard and Tip Drill video girl, Surata Zuri McCants, filed irreconcilable differences in January.

 Well not only can Studdard celebrate his singleness, but the fact that Ms. McCants didn’t get anything.

 Yes, I said nothing! I am pretty sure Studdard’s divorce will be the blueprint for future celebrity divorces.

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 For all you Mob Wives fans, Big Ang is getting her own spin-off.  It will start filming in July. Who’s gonna watch?

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 Dallas Mavericks star, Lamar Odom, has been put on the inactive list for the rest of the NBA season.

 After a hectic, condensed NBA season it seemed Odom couldn’t get over that fact he was no longer a Laker and played miserable ball. Khloe and Lamar have already headed back to L.A.

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 Oh yea.

 Rumor has it that Odom and Dirk Nowitzki had a little altercation in the locker room after a loss.

 The Mavericks and Odom might as well say good riddance to each other.

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 Well guys, check back next week for a full blast of channel flipping!