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People Poll: What do you think of the komodo dragon loose in Valdosta?

David Smith
Undecided
“Oh shii—”

Irfan Doll Jr.
Aerospace/Engineer
“A komodo dragon escaped? I don’t feel safe anymore.”

Karen Bomar
History Junior
“Didn’t know about it.”

Victoria Fain
Management/Marketing Junior
“I actually didn’t know about that. I’ve been to Wild Adventures, seen the komodo dragon, it’s very pretty.”

Christy Daniels
Pre-Pharmacy Freshman
“I have never heard of a komodo dragon.”

Roger King
Criminal Justice
“Terrified. ”

Brittany Dove
Public Relations Freshman
“Damn shame. ”

Tori Askew
Pre-Pharmacy Freshman (Not a fool!
“Is this a joke?”

DISCLAIMER:
In honor of April Fools Day, The Spectator staff decided to create a fake scenario for the People Poll. In this fake event, “Mary Shelley”(you may recognize her name from Frankenstein), a VSU music major was attacked by a komodo dragon on north campus.
Everything in this story was NOT REAL!
Thank you to those who participated!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
Love,
The Spectator staff

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