Home / Opinions / People Poll: What do you think of the komodo dragon loose in Valdosta?

People Poll: What do you think of the komodo dragon loose in Valdosta?

David Smith
Undecided
“Oh shii—”

Irfan Doll Jr.
Aerospace/Engineer
“A komodo dragon escaped? I don’t feel safe anymore.”

Karen Bomar
History Junior
“Didn’t know about it.”

Victoria Fain
Management/Marketing Junior
“I actually didn’t know about that. I’ve been to Wild Adventures, seen the komodo dragon, it’s very pretty.”

Christy Daniels
Pre-Pharmacy Freshman
“I have never heard of a komodo dragon.”

Roger King
Criminal Justice
“Terrified. ”

Brittany Dove
Public Relations Freshman
“Damn shame. ”

Tori Askew
Pre-Pharmacy Freshman (Not a fool!
“Is this a joke?”

DISCLAIMER:
In honor of April Fools Day, The Spectator staff decided to create a fake scenario for the People Poll. In this fake event, “Mary Shelley”(you may recognize her name from Frankenstein), a VSU music major was attacked by a komodo dragon on north campus.
Everything in this story was NOT REAL!
Thank you to those who participated!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
Love,
The Spectator staff

Check Also

Five takeaways from Blazers’ first 2019 showing

VSU opened the 2019 season as road warriors, defeating Albany State 38-3. The Blazers delivered ...

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *