Happy belated Halloween! I bet there were plenty of tricks and treats out Monday night, and I know there’s still someone out there throwing back left over candy corn and tootsie rolls.
As if this Halloween didn’t bring on a bunch of wild and freaky events—and boy, did the freaks come out—Jimmy Kimmel brought out Pee-Wee Herman to celebrate some trick-or-treating mania on his show.
There’s just something about a grown man expertly playing the character of an overgrown kid that screams creepers!
Anyway, he’s supposed to prolong the freakiness and show his face on “Dancing with the Stars” soon. I shudder when I picture him following the waltz with that ridiculous Pee-Wee Herman dance.
While Jimmy plays playhouse with Pee-Wee for Halloween, Amber Rose looked super cute for Halloween dressed as power-rocker Slash. I thought her costume was, by far, the best!
If you didn’t look hard, you would have sworn it was him—until you got behind her, perhaps.
Amber may be rocking it out, but somebody says that Bieber might really be having a “baby, baby, baby!” on the way. Usher’s little apprentice, Justin Bieber, has knocked somebody up, ladies, and she isn’t Selena Gomez.
Rumor has it that Bieber’s 20 year-old baby mom’s name is Mariah Yeater and he’s definitely trying to “beat it”—well, the lawsuits that is.
Yeater put out a lawsuit demanding Bieber take a paternity test to prove that he is not the father of her 36 weeks and 2 day old baby boy.
I can’t wait to find out who’s the pappy! Who knew that Bieber was sowing his royal oats already? Poor Selena didn’t even get a chance to make it past a year—or did she?
No matter, because even if they didn’t, Gomez and Bieber’s relationship definitely lasted longer than Kris and Kim Kardashian, oops! I mean Humphries. That’s right—the wedding is over and so is the 72-day marriage.
Supposedly Kimmy Cakes couldn’t take it anymore, so along with pushing their new line of purses on interviews and her mom, Kris Jenner, taking up for her on “The Today Show” (and introducing her new book as well), she didn’t waste a minute blaming the whole divorce on her ol’ ogre.
Guess Humphries could have learned a thing or two from Shrek—at the end he keeps Fiona, not ditches her!
So, that was no big surprise. The surprise is the reason; get a load of this. Word on the street is that Kimmy Cakes divorced Hump-de-dump for a good reason—and a fine reason at that: Reggie Bush. Kimmy Cakes thinks she’s slick.
Little Miss Fast met up with fine-behind Reggie Bush the same weekend poor Kris was locked out and went to go stay with his family in Minnesota—because it isn’t like he has practice to go to.
Anyway, shortly after her little rendezvous with Reggie, right before she left to go to her interview in Australia, she gave her Ogre the boot. Karma is going to tag that ho-cake in the future.
Even though the media is eating up Kimmy Cakes and her drama, Madonna will be stealing the show during the Super Bowl this year with her half time performance!
I can’t wait to see what my favorite cougar has in store for us. Supposedly she will have a performance with Nicki Minaj and the European firecracker MIA. about hot, exciting, and freak-fest all in one! I just hope Madonna doesn’t make out with them on stage, because it didn’t go so well with Janet and Justin Timberlake’s boob mishap.
Well, peeps that’s all I have for you all this week! The cooler part of the fall is setting in and I don’t know how to act. Apparently y’all don’t either because I’m seeing snow boots, tights and short shorts and letterman jackets already.
Stop it folks! You’re killin’ me! Just remember to stay tuned in every Thursday for the latest gossip and entertaining news. See ya!