Hello, guys and dolls, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Maya Kellam, and I am your new pop addict. Now that the introduction is over lets grab our cups as I pour out some tea.
The arrival of the baby of the decade almost shut down twitter.
Jay-Z and Beyonce’s first born, Blue Ivy Carter, is setting records before she can use the potty by herself. She had twitter a frenzy and she is the youngest person ever to have charted on the billboard.
Rumor has it that Khloe Kardashian isn’t actually a Kardashian. Two of Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives claim that the late lawyer told them that Khloe wasn’t his, but he loved her the same.
Now grab your combs and brushes because the supposed biological father is Kris’s old hairstylist Alex Roldan.
People are speculating that her middle name “Alexandria” is an ode to him. Honestly the resemblance between them is uncanny. Can somebody call Maury?
Kris “Prenup’ Humphries is shopping his own reality show. As if he hasn’t been involved in enough foolery to last him a lifetime.
As if VH1 doesn’t put enough foolishness out, they are readying 2 new shows: Mob Wives: Chicago and Motor City Wives featuring Delicious of Flavor of Love fame.
Like all viewers I can honestly say that I am drawn to the ignorance no matter how hard I try to not watch.
A new random Hollywood couple is emerging. Diddy and Cameron Diaz have been spotted looking comfy.
I guess since her break up with Alex Rodriguez she doesn’t mind getting added to Diddy’s rotation.
Tamar Braxton and her husband Vincent Hubert are getting their own reality show. I don’t know who is going to watch Vince ignore Tamar.
Toni Braxton was hospitalized recently and has millions of fans everywhere pulling and praying for her.
Ryan Gosling’s fans have been pouting lately because of his new relationship with Eva Mendes.
Pictures of them at Disney World had me and millions of young women swooning. Guess I have to pray for a break up.
The crybaby of the Jersey Shore is releasing a perfume. Samantha “Sammi” Giancola, also known as “sweetheart”, is releasing a perfume called Dangerous. These kids better get what is left of their 15 minutes.
The epic writer of the greatest song ever written “Lil Homie what you Trippin on” (sarcasm intended), has signed a deal with Epic. X-factor 2nd runner up Chris Rene is getting a deal.
I don’t see how this will work being that he sung the same song every week, but I digress.
Hip Hop legends Public Enemy will be releasing two albums this year. Let the militant rap rise again.
The Drake and Common beef is giving hip hop fans some life. But most will honestly say Common has killed Drake lyrically in both his diss songs. I would prefer Drake stick to the PMS raps.
The Game returned with lackluster reviews. I am confused whether it is a comedy or soap opera now
Well it’s time to wash out the cups! Be sure you come back to see me again because I will be serving tea.